And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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