I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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