I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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