he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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