Is it normal to miss your booty call?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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