Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Randomize
