I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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