question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Holy shit dude........stairs
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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