She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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