you're like a bully in the Christmas story
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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