Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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