Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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