hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
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I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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