Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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