yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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