I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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