I'm jealous of your bromance
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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