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i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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