So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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