He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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