So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
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