honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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