its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
the liver wants what the liver wants
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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