he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
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New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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