i permit you to call me
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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