I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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