You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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