***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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