you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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