i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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