i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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