quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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