Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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