I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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