Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
A bitchslap is in order.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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