I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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