I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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