I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Let's get the cat blown out
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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