I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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