Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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