Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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