That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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