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Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
This is the high leading the old right now
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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