I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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