butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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