yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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