No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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