i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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