My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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