you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I understand Curling. That high.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
i believe in u and ur pee
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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