return my video game
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
