I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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