she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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