She went from zero to smokin in five shots
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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