Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Shame - the story of my life.
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