We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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